r/MadeMeSmile 2d ago

The chosen one Favorite People

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u/glycophosphate 2d ago

We had a cat named Your Majesty and the vet played right along. We would get postcards that said, "It is time for His Majesty's annual checkup."

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u/umylotus 2d ago

Did y'all also do that at home?

AKA: did his/,her Majesty puke in the bathroom? Again?

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u/OrganDonorFromHawaii 2d ago

His Majesty took a shit under the bed again

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u/sheevzzz 2d ago

Literal lol here

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u/DelightfulAbsurdity 2d ago

His Majesty hath better use His Damn box.

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u/Qwsdxcbjking 2d ago

The best his Majesty can offer is parking a turd right on the rim of the box, so half falls neatly into the litter. The other half however, shall slop shamefully to the ground for the peasants to pick up.

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u/Spatulor 1d ago

His Majesty had better not take lessons from my boy, who leaves fresh diarrhea under my desk where it is sure to find my unsuspecting feet.

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u/chaoticdickhead 2d ago

I didn't lol til i read your comment. It's contagious like a yawn.

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u/Target_Practice451 2d ago

I hate you...I read your yawn comment and tried so hard to not yawn... And failed...

Yawn

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u/NuntiusVI 2d ago

Fuck you, take my upvote

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u/MinusPi1 2d ago

Literal yawn here

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u/crapenter788 2d ago

You motherfucker I actually yawned.

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u/RudeCats 2d ago

This thread sent me into a fit of giggles

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u/mom_with_an_attitude 1d ago

I am dying laughing. Best thread I've read in awhile!

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u/Icy-Blood-788 1d ago

Litter - all lol

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u/AlwaysFianchetto 2d ago

That's when you use Your Majesty. Implying it's someone else's problem.

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u/AhFFSImTooOldForThis 2d ago

I bet similar comments have been made about human kings and queens, at least in the days of castle servants and constant wine drinking.

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u/Metallion66 2d ago

My ex had a cat named Satan. They had no choice on the matter, they had to send mail with “It is time for Satan’s vaccinations.” Cracked me up every time.

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u/Luecleste 1d ago

I remember the story of the goth with a carrier and a pet named Lucifer. The vet was expecting a black cat.

Lucifer was a black rabbit, who cuddled his face into him during the check up.

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u/Metallion66 1d ago

Ha! That’s great! Typical black cat superstition I suppose. Tbh fair though, my ex’s cat Satan was indeed a black cat lol.

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u/trainwreckpartyof1 2d ago

I had a dog named Lady Pawsington. Her vet’s office all spoke to her in a British Accent. 10/10 would do again

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u/ppw23 2d ago

We finally had a doctor in the family when we named our mutt Dr. Scruffy Stein. The vet referred to him as Dr. Stein.

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u/ItsAFarOutLife 2d ago

Those two stories just made my night, that's adorable.

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u/sonamor 2d ago

My dogs name is Sir Charles Woofington III The vet uses his full name.

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u/boxster_ 2d ago

Mine is named Dr. Toast and it confuses the new receptionists when I call for an appointment for him, as they briefly think I have the wrong vet, and am looking for Dr. Toast to treat my cat.

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u/Woodshadow 1d ago

omg you just reminded me that we used to have a cat named Cthulhu. Well we found him abandoned and frost bitten on the street so we took him in. We took him to the vet the next day and he needed a name so my girlfriend wrote Cthulhu down but we never once called him that in his entire life. About a year ago the vet called and told us it was time for his appointment and I was really confused

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u/calamarichris 2d ago

One tires of this veterinarian, take him away! [clap, clap]

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u/nonycatb 2d ago

I knew a kindergarten class that had a YaMajesty and Legend.

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u/cast_all_your_cares 2d ago edited 2d ago

I'm a teacher in a rural area, and I've seen a Legend. We've also got a Diesel and a girl named Torque. (Yes, like a vehicle's torque.)

Edit: and a kid named Sire.

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u/LindsE8 2d ago

Chiming I’m with a Krome (pronounced like “chrome”) and Messiah at our kids’ school

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u/BornB4theinternet 1d ago

He’s not the Messiah, he’s a very naughty boy

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u/circusmystery 2d ago

I had to handle some personnel records my old job and some of the names were very interesting. Lots of Prince and Princess, Hi ho (last name Silva/Silver) Summer Camp (not one I saw but a coworker did) and other punny names. I always felt bad for their childhood, having to explain the kooky names their parents gave them.

Reminds me of the poor Aussie girl Tallulah does the hula from Hawaii. Poor kid.

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u/memetunis 2d ago

My sister works for a dentist and I am a patient there. I keep her office phone number under her name in my phone's contact, not under the dentist name. Yesterday I thought she was calling me and I answered Hellllooo like Mrs. Doubtfire, it was the receptionist calling to book an appointment.

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u/General_Year1379 2d ago

Watched the whole thing, thank you for that.

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u/prettyfuzzy 2d ago

Wow I definitely didn't get Rick rolled

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u/RedArremer 2d ago

I always heard that as HOOODLEOOO when I was a kid.

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u/natesovenator 2d ago

RIP this god of good feels and earnest deeds.

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u/alison_bee 2d ago

used to work dental, calling patients to confirm was often a goldmine.

there were multiple times I would call a male patient to confirm their appointment, and they would say “Love you, bye!” before hanging up 😂

also had one lady whose voicemail was “Hi, you’ve reached _____, leave me a message and I’ll call you back. Oh, and if you’re a debt collector, I FILED BANKRUPTCY, BITCHESSSSSS, so don’t bother leaving a message!” was shocking to hear but honestly, I applaud her for it lol

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u/lesbianclarinetnerd 2d ago

I work in the drive thru, and just a few days ago I picked up the phone and said “Hi welcome to McDonalds, how may I take your order?” It was right after work and it had been a very long day. The lady at the bank that’s financing my car, who was calling me, just sounded confused 😂

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u/FerusGrim 2d ago

If ever there was a medical center that earned my telling them I love them, it's my dentist's office.

Impacted, abscessed wisdom teeth? Dealt with it for months before I shelled out $400 to get them removed.

It's the kind of pain that's so bad that it makes the relief of it being gone addicting.

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u/18MazdaCX5 2d ago

Once ya say the B word the bill collectors all run away like cockroaches exposed to the light!

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u/BugsArePeopleToo 2d ago

Bitchesssss?

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u/-Gaka- 2d ago

Gollum! Gollum!

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u/Roscoe_P_Trolltrain 2d ago

So you had to just keep up the voice for the whole call, right? Been there.

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u/DanWallace 1d ago

I would have gone to the appointment in costume tbh

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u/Aycee225 2d ago

At work (in a breakfast restaurant) sometimes people get put on hold on the phone, and if it’s been too long it will ring again. But the ring is the same ring that indicates someone in another part of the restaurant (the office or lounge) is calling. So MOST of the time, if it rings like that, it’s one of my coworkers, but very occasionally it’s a customer waiting to place a to-go order, vendors, or distributors. So I’ve answered the phone a few times over the years like Mrs. Doubtfire or jokingly say WHAT! Imagine my horror when it’s a customer 😩

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u/_kitten_mittens_ 2d ago

My boyfriend did the same thing with the dentist office I work at. They started having text service. My boyfriend accidentally send them a picture of us. The front office thinks it’s funny and prints copies and puts them around the office. Im just glad it was PG >.<

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u/skifast_dontsuck 2d ago

Bahahhaha I'm cackling at this one, I can picture the scene perfectly.

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u/mousemilks 2d ago

So I’ve been ordering my pizza from a popular chain under (My Name) The Destroyer for years. Never in-person, always delivered and with an auto-fill for my information - so naturally I forgot I had set my last name to The Destroyer.

One day I picked up in-store and the man standing at the counter had THE BIGGEST grin on his face. I said I was here for a pick-up under (My Name). He looked me, a five-foot petite lady, up and down and stuttered excitedly, “(My Name) The Destroyer? Not what I expected, nice to finally meet you”.

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u/Roscoe_P_Trolltrain 2d ago

Ha that’s great. You were probably a legend there. Could your name be considered gender neutral?

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u/mousemilks 2d ago

It is absolutely gender neutral trending masculine!

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u/BraveStrategy 2d ago

Jamie the destroyer!!

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u/Qwsdxcbjking 2d ago

Charlie the destroyer!!

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u/brunoanddixie 2d ago

That show on Disney channel took a dark turn

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u/mygfismadaf 2d ago

Do you mean Good Luck Charlie? What happened?

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u/brunoanddixie 1d ago

In the 2010 disney sit com 'good luck charlie' both the parent have blonde hair. Blonde hair is a recessive trait, meaning you have to have 2 alleles for it to show up. Meaning both the parents ONLY have the gene for blonde hair. Now it makes sense, all the kids in the family have blonde hair except Gabe. Gabe has black hair. This means that his mother was, at least at one point, cheating on his "father".

IN FACT, TOBY a character that's introduced later in the series, as another kid, has brown hair! SO THIS BITCH CHEATED ON HIS TWICE AT LEAST

Even if you say "she dyes her hair" because yes, the actress has brown hair (I always assumed the character was naturally blonde though) then you could say she has one brown allele and one blonde allele. Her husband however (acotr and character) is 100% naturally blonde.

So best case scenerio be have a b.b(blonde) and a Br,b(brown),however there's 0 genes for black hair in there, so it's still impossible for the two of them to have a child with black hair.

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u/Expensive_Tangelo_75 1d ago

Adoption?

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u/brunoanddixie 1d ago

That’s out of the question due to a couple mentions of him being born in the show, for example the episode “Make room for the baby” references Gabe being an unplanned pregnancy.

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u/LordApocalyptica 2d ago

Why couldn’t y’all go for something simple like Alex?

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u/Qwsdxcbjking 1d ago

Charlie is simple.

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u/eddmario 2d ago

Ashley the destroyer!

[Yes, Ashley is gender neutral. It's even Bruce Campbell's character's name in the Evil Dead franchise]

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u/Krioniki 2d ago

Huh. I guess I never considered that Ash was short for something.

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u/Clearlydarkly 1d ago

It's short for BadAsh.

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u/NightOwlEye 2d ago

This makes me think about Ash Ketchum in a whole new way.

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u/netskwire 1d ago

I'm outing myself as a nerd here, but Ash's name is canonically short for Ashton.

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u/velveteendragon 1d ago

Aw, I like Ashley Ketchum better :(

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u/electric_yeti 2d ago

Ups for referencing the ED series!

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u/AceGamingJunkie 2d ago

Oh god that would've made that moment legendary! All that time they thought she was this big buff dude, but then in walks a little petite lady instead 😂

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u/exxso 2d ago

I mean, they delivered to her so unless they left the box outside and rang the doorbell I don't think her appearance would be some big mystery.

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u/Joecrip2000 2d ago

With Covid a lot of places just drop the pizza at the door for "contactless delivery" so it just depends on how long it's been since she answered the door before they could leave.

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u/SlurpingDiarrhea 2d ago

She said she's been ordering there for years.

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u/garlicbreadcow 2d ago

Think about the turnover in restaurants, though. You know no one has been working at that pizza place for 15 months or more.

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u/mousemilks 2d ago

Surprisingly we have a lot of long-timers, good ol’ Mike has been making my dominos on the tracker for quite some time hahaha

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u/Joecrip2000 2d ago

Ya, but to be honest 2020 was a long year. I don't recognize half the people I used to see daily before the pandemic. They might have forgotten or the people that knew her left. Idk

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u/_aaronroni_ 2d ago

Yeah, 2020 lasted easily two, two and a half years, maybe more

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u/qwerty12qwerty 2d ago

Yeah, but the way she wrote this post made it seem like nobody has actually seen her from this place. She could have used a third party delivery like ordering through each street / slice and having a third party deliver it.

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u/mousemilks 2d ago

Husband also answers the door regularly (:

If the drivers were to talk about The Destroyer there is a good chance the in-store staff expected him that day!

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u/kingkongbrigade 2d ago

“Sooo.... We understand that you’re ‘The Machine’?”

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u/ItsRickyBruv 2d ago

Tonight, you party with us...

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u/fmr33 2d ago

Legendary references

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u/NerfJihad 2d ago

If you give vodka to the machine, you will have a GREAT TIME

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u/radhe91 2d ago

Let's rob the train.

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u/mousemilks 2d ago

Oh my gosh I love that joke!

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u/Randomguyaround 2d ago

Honestly that feels like a boss fight or introduction

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u/LessThanHero42 2d ago

I always dread the small talk I have to have during haircuts. I know they do it to make a connection to get better tips, but it just makes me more uncomfortable.

One day the stylist asks me "If you could live anywhere, where would you live?"

I replied "In a castle made out of the skulls of my enemies."

She was silent the rest of the appointment and I tipped her $20.

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u/mousemilks 2d ago edited 1d ago

Sometimes when I am nervous about small talk I share animal “facts” or whatever to ease the perceived tension. I told the stylist that often sloths - who move very slowly - will mistake their own arm as a tree limb and plummet tragically to their deaths. We stopped talking after that.

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u/unboxparadigm 2d ago

I like that we share the same world.

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u/electricfoxyboy 2d ago

I ordered a burger at one of those places where they announce your name over the intercom when your food is ready. I put “Primrose Everdeen” as my order name. I watch the dude walk up to the mic….read the name….and then turn BRIGHT RED as he knew what came next. “P-primrose Everdeen?” Yeah. I shouted “I VOLUNTEER AS TRIBUTE” and he about died.

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u/MultipleDinosaurs 2d ago

I was a barista when those movies came out, and this happened to me no less than a dozen times.

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u/Bambalorian 2d ago

And now you are part of pizza legend

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u/Yukisuna 1d ago

That made me giggle, you 100% made that guy’s week. Heartwarming.

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u/gobucks72 2d ago

When my brother and sister - in - law announced their pregnancy, we asked my dad what he wanted his grandpa name to be. He jokingly said Thor, but couldn't come up with a real one.

Almost two years later, my nephew regularly goes over to spend time with Nana and Thor.

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u/ThomasFromNork 2d ago

This is the greatest thing I've ever heard

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u/MoiraRose616 2d ago

When I was pregnant with my first, my mom jokingly told me she wanted to be Coach instead of Grandma. My daughter is now 9 and to her and her 5 year old little brother, my parents are Coach and Papa. ;)

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u/drsmith21 2d ago

A coworker is know to his grandchildren as Gandalf. I may steal it when my time comes.

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u/momo78911 1d ago

I know a grandpa that was asked what he wanted to be called and he said Scorpio. All of his grandkids call him Pio. Which I thought was related to his heritage until I heard the whole story!

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u/DakotaTheAtlas 2d ago

I love this a lot more than what my biological father told me he wanted to be called while I was pregnant. I asked him what is grandpa name was gonna be and he thought about it for a minute and finally said "well I guess dumbass would work."

My kid is 5 months old, they have never and will never meet my biological father.

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u/SpectralShade 1d ago

Wait, so grandpa names are a real thing? Where I'm from it's always just grandpa/grandma

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u/shittyTaco 2d ago

I’m an a dentist and I finally have a relevant story! I had a patient that was this sassy little 6 year old that was listed in her chart as being named Puddin. Her mom never came back with her so it was always just her. I saw her for an exam, found some cavities, and did the fillings over the course of a few months. At her next checkup I finally met her mom and I said something like “How’s Puddin doing?” She looked at me confused and said “Puddin? Who is Puddin?” At this point it dawns on me that she completely made up the name Puddin. Her mother had never called her that in her life.

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u/mynameisnotvixen 2d ago

Mate that receptionist has a great sense of homour

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u/mynameisnotvixen 2d ago

Oh my gosh humour, my spellcheck is killing me

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u/Iceveins412 2d ago

I forgot for a couple seconds that British English uses more u’s and was marveling at the rare double spellcheck

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u/Mushy-Purples 2d ago

That’s because they used to charge per letter at printing presses and we said fuck that noise, this letter doesn’t need to be here.

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u/Smecterbice 2d ago

This is also how we lost the thorn letter (Þ). German printing presses didn't have a thorn because they obviously only had German letters so the thorn got replaced with th and fell out of use in pretty much every language except Iceland.

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u/n00bdax 2d ago

The Y in "ye olde ..." on old signs and things pretending to be old is also supposed to be a thorn. It's actually pronounced "the old ..." as well.

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u/Fr0styWang 2d ago

Back in Þe olden days....

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u/Small-Honeydew 2d ago

Please spread this! It bothers me when i see "ye olde" things

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u/Iceveins412 2d ago

TIL. I imagine part of the reason the u’s are still there is because rich people wanted to feel rich. Same reason the British ditched seasonings and the modern British accent was created

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u/hypnodrew 2d ago

I dont know what you're getting at, but I still feel insulted

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u/umylotus 2d ago

This made me giggle even harder at the above comment.

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u/Iceveins412 2d ago edited 2d ago

A long time ago rich people used lots of spices. Then, between finding the Americas and setting up worldwide trade networks, poor people could also get spices. At which point rich people didn’t want to do anything that poor people were doing so they stopped using spices, then later poor people emulated them and we arrive and the stereotypical British cuisine. And then also a long time ago, rich people decided they wanted to sound unique and not like the peasantry so they put on an accent (kinda like how Spain Spanish has a mandatory lisp I suppose), add a couple hundred years, and here we are. Not meant to be an insult, just how language and culture at large be

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u/_-fuck_me-_ 2d ago

It’s true, even to this day “Haute Cuisine” in the west means using the freshest, simplest ingredients and only trying to highlight their best properties. No heavy seasoning, just rare and expensive versions of the foods us plebs eat

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u/Flower_Murderer 2d ago edited 2d ago

me trying to make curry while looking not give-a-fuckerly about spices

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u/Ilignus 2d ago

I'm American, and I spell with the extra u's sometimes just because I think it's fun.

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u/Carston1011 2d ago

I'm Canadian, and I flip flop on whether I use a "u" or not. Sometimes even with the same word in the same sentence. I'm not thinking about it, it just happens.

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u/justMeinD 2d ago

I've always lived in California and sometimes use British spelling, because I was taught by Irish nuns! Theatre instead of theater, I dreamt instead of dreamed, moustache instead of mustache. But spell-check (lol spell-cheque) usually lets those slide.

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u/Broken_Petite 2d ago

Wait a minute, “dreamt” is British?

Born and raised in the US, and I’ve always thought that dreamt was the “correct” past tense but people so frequently say “dreamed” instead that I thought it just fell out of use.

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u/justMeinD 1d ago

I wonder when I read in the news that someone "pleaded guilty." I think it should be "pled guilty." Our language is evolving! I think "dreamt" is correct, but maybe not in all parts of the US. I don't say "chips" for French fries unless I'm ordering fish & chips. I laugh about my first trip to England about 45 years ago. In a restaurant I asked for a napkin and they looked at me so strangely! A nappy? They thought I was asking for a diaper!

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u/tom_oakley 2d ago

You, sir, have successfully grasped what it is to be a true Englishman. I tip my bowling hat to you.

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u/MoonieNine 2d ago edited 2d ago

I'm an American and for some reason when I use voice text on my phone, British English is used. I've checked the settings many many times and it says American but it clearly is not whenever I say neighbour and humour and colour, and organiser and appetiser. It makes it seem like I'm uppity.

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u/imaculat_indecision 2d ago

I thought you were telling them to mate with the receptionist

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u/mynameisnotvixen 2d ago

Oh dear....um no hehe

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u/perpetrator42 2d ago

i read "the chosen one is here" with action movie suspense, like the movies where the mc has no clue what the fuck is going on but has to roll with it to save the word type shit

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u/mynameisnotvixen 2d ago

That's actually super funny

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u/bitemyshinyMETAass 2d ago

Dunno if she would be up for it. But if so, definitely mate that receptionist.

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u/minimal-llama 2d ago

yeah mate that receptionist

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u/cnvenegas 2d ago edited 2d ago

you were meant to destroy the sith! not join them

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u/bbig314 2d ago

Careful the dentist always has the high ground.

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u/doblitons 2d ago

Dentist: You were meant to destroy the tartar not join them. You were to floss your teeth, not fill them with apple skin.

u/jay8143 mouth open: I hay you

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u/omegadirectory 2d ago

Who has the higher ground: the one who breathes the nitrous or the one who administers it?

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u/jmaca90 2d ago

Only a Cyst deals in absolutes. I will drill what I must.

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u/oh_la_la_92 2d ago

Through a clerical error when my doctor transferred my files new her new practice I was suddenly a man and listed as Professor, we changed the man bit coz I'm female but we jokingly left the professor as a running joke, usually deleting it before my referrals were sent out or any other paperwork but we messed up with an emergency opthamologist appointment and I'm just sitting there all of 26/27 and get called "professor oohlala" and they're all fussing over this young professional as I'm trying to explain its a joke with my doctor, they still call me professor. It's the best thing ever hahaha

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u/Broken_Petite 2d ago

Love it! 👍

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u/SolomonCRand 2d ago

Back in high school, the Golden State Exams had a preferred name section on the Scantron, which I took as an opportunity to make sure that Grandmaster Flash was recognized for English while Jesus Christ was good at math. My guidance counselor was so mad at me at graduation rehearsal, it was the most emotionally vested she had been in me in four years.

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u/Willfishforfree 2d ago

I used to fill out forms with the title "Master". It took about a decade for the last peice of mail for me to finally stop coming to me with "Master My Name" in the address. Even the state was referring to my title as Master with no questions asked. I still do it for online forms today.

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u/Practical-Artist-915 2d ago

Perchance, is your last name Bates?

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u/Willfishforfree 2d ago

I wish! If it was I'd have never stopped doing it.

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u/zitsel 1d ago

Master is the equivalent of Misses for men, it just isn't commonly used anymore.

It makes sense that the state would accept that as your title.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Master_(form_of_address)

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u/Fluffaykitties 1d ago

For a few months after I got my Masters degree I selected that title when I was flying (even though I understand the real purpose of it)

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u/bigjayrulez 2d ago

The Baseball Hall of Fame allows you to pick an honorary when you become a patron. I thought "why not, why can't I be 'The Honorable bigjayrulez'" so I checked the box. I went to an induction weekend and any place where I had a reservation, the little place tag had that on it, as does all my magazines and such from them. Whenever I get a letter or anything from them, it brings a smile to my face.

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u/DriedMiniFigs 2d ago

Dentist: So how is your day going, The Chosen One?

Dan: Ah ha brah eahh, heehom, uahas, ah HAHurahy hu ah hu ahhire!

Dentist: YOUR NEW EMPIRE!? Okay, spit.

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u/pancakesiguess 2d ago

I was getting my wisdom teeth taken out and knew the receptionist, so I wrote "Princess Cupcake of Frostingland" in that field in the forms I had to fill out.

When I went to the office the day of the surgery, the receptionist called me "your royal sweetness"

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u/MobyHugeFun 2d ago

Aw imagine being in a waiting room and you feel so badass as someone comes in and says "is The Chosen One here?"

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u/Glass-Examination-39 2d ago

I’d be so confused if I were in that waiting room with him and he just stands up and nobody bats an eye

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u/TheCrazyStupidGamer 2d ago

Technically, isn't everyone who gets called out the chosen one?

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u/MobyHugeFun 2d ago

True, we are all technically chosen ones

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u/nouniquenamesleft2 2d ago

my wife works in a dental office,

they have a patient John "Stud" Doe, same story

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u/meggye2201 2d ago

So you ARE the boy who flossed!

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u/Torregoshi 2d ago

Every time someone mentions ‘Chosen one’ , I always remember this movie.

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u/Poopsicledicksxx 2d ago

Weeeoooweeeee

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u/AvatarDante 2d ago

"Pay no attention to Wimp Lo, we purposely trained him wrong... as a joke."

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u/MogMcKupo 2d ago

I’m bleeding, making me the victor!

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u/electrodan 2d ago

It's Betty you son of a pig. The name is Betty.

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u/KayteeBlue 2d ago

Isn’t Betty a woman’s name?

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u/dovalle729 2d ago

Shirt Ripper!

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u/DoutFooL 2d ago

Swinging the chain, swinging the chain, swinging the…hUHHH?!?!

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u/RollTide22 2d ago

“I remember a long time ago, when a good friend of mine told me there would be a chosen one.”

flashes back to decades ago

“There will be a chosen one.”

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u/bootnuts 2d ago

“Im coming”

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u/Pikmeir 2d ago

Chosen one!

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u/DoutFooL 2d ago

“I’m coming!”

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u/Carbon900 2d ago

Chosen one!

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u/galacticalmess 1d ago

“I’m coming!”

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u/boolean_array 2d ago

That's a lotta nuts!

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u/catitone 2d ago

Mmmmm tiger. Tiger, tiger, tiger

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u/RollTide22 1d ago

Hmmm. Bird. Birdie. Birdie birdieee hmmmmn

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u/LockLearner 1d ago

You'll never make it. Never... Make it. Ever. Don't you see? You can't make it.

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u/bFreakie 2d ago

Whenever I go to burgatory where you write your name.. I always write "The Cool One" so when they come out handing out the burgers they say the names on them. It's the only way I feel special. Lmao

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u/testing_the_mackeral 2d ago

You are the most special of us all. Please accept my sincerest form of a high five!

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u/watsgowinon 2d ago

I had a dog we named “Secret Agent McGee” once. Always a fun time at the vet. I miss that old boy =(

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u/Crazehness 2d ago

I told my vet that my kitten's name was "Princess Sammy of [my street], destroyer of all things fuzzy and couchlike, first of her name." She just looked at me and said "I'm just gonna put down Sammy" made me sad, but I understand why.

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u/GunnieGraves 2d ago

I had to fill out a USPS change of address form when I moved and selected “Esquire” from their list of titles. Forgot completely and a few months later I got mail for _____ Esq. Had a good laugh.

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u/317LaVieLover 2d ago

Oh gosh. Why do they ask this? Flashback to the first time I ever had dental surgery and had all those great drugs, I was prepped by the nurses with a Versed/Valium IV, then nitrous, but still awake. In walks the oral surgeon—an impossibly gorgeous McDreamy-face Doctor grinning at me, and said “so! Miss Doe! What would you like me to call you?” I giggled & dreamily made goo-goo eyes at him and said: “Honey, you can call me anything, and anytime!- you WANNA call me!” And the assistant, the nurse, and he all laughed their asses off at me.

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u/TherealMSK343 2d ago

Would be better if this was Hayden Christianson

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u/Certain_Activity_164 2d ago

if it was me i'd be so proud and embarassed and the same time

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u/potatosdream 2d ago

i was getting many bad news from life and i was about to break down. don't know why but this made me smile a lot.

thanks man.

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u/ReV46 1d ago

I hope things look up for you soon.

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u/potatosdream 1d ago

thanks kind stranger, i hope too.

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u/authorized_sausage 2d ago

My dad was my dentist. He retired. My YOUNGER brother took over the practice. For almost 20 years after that my dad filled in for my brother so my dad was still my dentist. Finally this past year, my dad decided to officially retire - he did not renew his license.

Now I don't have a dentist.

I will NOT let my YOUNGER brother, who I beat the shit out of and who beat the shit out of me, have access to my TEETH.

Nope. They gonna just rot now.

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u/RandomRedditReader 2d ago

8 year advanced dentist appointment?

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u/InstantlyImpossible 2d ago

They made their first appointment 8 years ago and stayed with that dentist for the rest of their appointments. It probably became a running joke amongst faculty.

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u/my_trisomy 2d ago

For 8 years he didn't notice they called him that between each other

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u/rcrossler 2d ago

We named our cat Clint Eastwood. I called the vet last week to schedule Clint Eastwood’s appointment to be neutered.

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u/FixStuff123 2d ago

Gotta have some fun.

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u/DvsDominus 2d ago

Call me "Ishmael"

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u/Kubelwagen74 2d ago

As a dentist, I can speak with authority when I state that THIS is how you make an appointment…..

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u/ambernoodle 2d ago

I had a patient go by Batman for his preferred name and 3 years later everyone still calls him that

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u/creativityisafarce 2d ago

Tiger tiger tiger….

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