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The morals of Shrek

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u/ConmanCorndog_NotTru Meme Stealer 2d ago

Didn’t they canonically have children? What the fuck is going on in the shrek universe.

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u/boogersaremyfriend 2d ago

Farquad used the magic mirror to masturbate to Fiona too... All sorts of weird stuff in that children's movie.

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u/AnInsaneMoose 2d ago

They never actually say it's a children's movie...

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u/bbildo 2d ago

I thought it was a movie for ogres.

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u/zebrahorse69420 2d ago

No it’s a movie for onions

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u/bbildo 2d ago

Even better. You know, all the layers.

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u/milk4all 2d ago

You know what theyre doin under those layers right

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u/Xifajk 2d ago

Peeling each other?

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u/DingoKis 1d ago

Oh, you leave em out in the sun, they get all brown, start sproutin’ little white hairs.

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u/Hello_how_is_you_ 1d ago

I had to read that twice. I thought you said a movie for orgies

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u/bbildo 1d ago

“A man, a woman, a donkey! Shriek! In 3-double D’s!”

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u/RoscoMan1 2d ago

Nobody thought it was kinda funny. Certainly entertaining.

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u/boogersaremyfriend 2d ago

Very true. I remember seeing this in the theater as a senior in high school and being shocked by some of the humor in it. They definitely marketed it at the time as a "children's movie" that parents would also like.

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u/Fr0sted_Churr0s 2d ago

It’s just one of those movies all ages will enjoy

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u/asdfqwer426 2d ago

I saw it in theaters with my family as a kid. When I laughed at the "he must be compensating for something" line about farquaads castle, my mom said "you aren't laugh at that! you aren't supposed to get that yet!"

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u/Sea_Recover_2673 1d ago

Lmao, how old were you back then? Definitely didn't catch that when I first watched it.

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u/asdfqwer426 1d ago

I would have been 12.

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u/GooberGunter 1d ago

I thought they meant his height

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u/Albi4_4 1d ago

That's the point! We viewers already saw Farquaad so as a kid you easily think that he is compensating for his height, but Shrek never saw him before, so he is definitely talking about something else.

It is a great example of a joke perfect for everyone

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u/AngryTunaSandwhich 1d ago

Same

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u/narwhalbaconator828 1d ago

That’s exactly what makes it such a great joke though. A little kid could easily think it’s about his height while adults get the true innuendo of the joke

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u/JustLetMePick69 1d ago

That's the joke. It works for the kids because he's short and the adults too

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u/hotshot21983 2d ago

I needed to rewatch that scene cause I could believe it.

I was expecting something obvious like a tissue box in the corner, but it does look pretty implied without putting something in the scene you'd have to explain to your kid.

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u/ActuallyYeah 2d ago

The way that mirror winces makes a lot more sense now

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u/TheDwarvenGuy 2d ago edited 1d ago

You can see something move under the sheets, causing him to immediately pull them up abashedly and bite his lip

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u/raltoid 2d ago

Farquad is also pronounced like Fuckwad and he is "rumoured" to be heavily inspired by Michael Eisner, the old CEO of Disney(Disney promoted Eisner instead of one of the founders of Dreamworks, and he's still pissed about it).

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u/CainantheBarbarian 2d ago

Wait what. Really?

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u/starlight-salvotor 2d ago

Great thank you for ruining the one movie in my childhood that I didn't find something dirty in.

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u/CMDR_SICK6_Nightmare 2d ago

Mike Myers always has a dirty undertone lol

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u/Azair_Blaidd 2d ago

and before Mike Myers, it was gonna be Chris Farley, until he passed away, and he also had some dirty undertones in some of his films, so...yeah

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u/neogod 2d ago

Some? I'm not a cinephile by any stretch of the imagination, but every Chris Farley movie I can think of was geared almost exclusively for teens and up. He and Mike both got their starts on SNL and Lorne Michaels produced or at least contributed to all of their first movies. I'd wager that they were both equally as "dirty" before Shrek.

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u/zzwugz 2d ago

Wait, that's the first dirty thing you've found in that movie? You poor sweet innocent summer child

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u/ThrowDatJunkAwayYo 1d ago

In the second movie the puppet is literally wearing a thong - soo much adult humour in the entire series

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u/flamethekid 1d ago

Out of every other movie Shrek is the one that you didn't find anything dirty about?

The main villain is literally pronounced lord fucqward

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u/herotollgolosus 2d ago

Better out than in ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/DukeSi1v3r 1d ago

What?? Shrek has so many dirty undertones it’s impossible not to find something.

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u/Nobodyhere986 2d ago

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u/justAPhoneUsername 2d ago

Oh god that picture is terrifying. I remember them being cute

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u/LarsFaboulousJars 2d ago

When they're moving quickly you can lie to convince yourself of it. Having to look into those eyes, each in turn, can't hide that ugly

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u/GaryDoles87 2d ago

What you don’t enjoy it.

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u/LarsFaboulousJars 2d ago

I fear I enjoy it too much

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u/CasualFire1 Mods Are Nice People 2d ago

Trivia: Donkey and Dragon's daughter, Eclair, has been missing since the beginning of Shrek the Third. Please contact them if you have any information on her whereabouts.

What? What is going on in the Shrekverse?

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u/def_of-insanity 2d ago

Not only did they have children, one of them is the only S-tier fighter in the greatest fighting game ever made: Shrek Super-Slam

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u/Loqubs 2d ago

Whatevs, my gingerbread crumpet dash and murtag drop game will have you slammed before you know what's up

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u/LordCommanderBlack 2d ago

One of my favorite jokes from Shrek 4 is when alternate universe Donkey finds out he married and had kids with a dragon and asks

"Hey Shrek, are my babies cute or do they make people feel uncomfortable?"

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u/rose_signets 1d ago

Shrek 4 is underrated

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u/A_Cursed_Potat 2d ago

If dragon is anything like a DND dragon, she shapeshifted into a donkey and took that ass cock

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u/trvpWANGZI 1d ago

I’m deceased, ass cock

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u/-E-i 2d ago

Donkey claims to not know where babies come from

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u/Sira_Pancakes 1d ago

I highly doubt that.

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u/VUV24 Because That's What Fearows Do 2d ago

Im just gonna go with they had sex and leave it at that

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u/GoldenGodMayorLewis 2d ago

Donkey just climbed right up inside of there, made himself comfy, had a lil wank and 9 months later he was a daddy.

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u/TheGrimReality77 2d ago

17 months. Dragons gestate for 17 months.

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u/ConmanCorndog_NotTru Meme Stealer 2d ago

Instead of having a period once a month do they have a period once a decade?

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u/HouseDowningVicodin Lives in a Van Down by the River 1d ago

Dragons are Lizards.

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u/devioushooker 2d ago

Fuckalizing-fuckaloo.

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u/Norcada 2d ago

And if you try to fuck with me, than I shall fuck yoouuu tooooooooo

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u/choma90 2d ago

Gotta get it on in the party zone!

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u/Couchmaster007 hates reaction memes 2d ago

I gots to shoot a load in the party zone

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u/mcshadypants 2d ago

Gadda lick a toad in the party zone

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u/DontTrustCERN 2d ago

Gotta suck a chode in the party zone

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u/Not-my-wallet 2d ago

You disobey my orders son, why were you ever born?

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u/TMachine97 2d ago

Your brother's ten times better than you, Jesus love him more!

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u/Dave253 2d ago

This music that you play for us comes from the depths of Hell

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u/3kool5you 2d ago

Rock and roll’s the devils work, he wants you to rebel!

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u/ajdeangelis 2d ago

YOU’VE BECOME A MINDLESS PUPPET

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u/willfdsmith 1d ago

Rock and rolls the devils work he wants you to rebel

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u/SeanRomanowski 1d ago

You fucked it up

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u/Mountain_Dragonfly8 2d ago

I got super confused and thought you were talking about JB'S dad. I was like DOG THATS FUCKING MEATLOAF. I get what you meant now lol

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u/Jahastie55 2d ago

Gotta Suck a chode in the party zone.

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u/Equal-Bus-557 Can i haz cheeseburger 2d ago

And in the morning, I’m making waffles!

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u/SpiderDijonJr 2d ago

No one said suck a chode :’(

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u/mcshadypants 2d ago

I thought suck a chode was the next line

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u/gcta333 2d ago

Twas

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u/BoonesFarmFuckYou 2d ago

I think it was “fuck-a-lie sing fuck-a-loo” but beautiful lyric regardless

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u/cheapskooma4sale 2d ago

Imagine learning English and trying to understand this.

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u/Garrosh 1d ago

Imagine trying to understand this.

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u/Melisandre-Sedai 2d ago

It's Fuck-a-lie sing Fuck-a-loo

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u/GravyMaster 2d ago

I always heard it as "Fuckal-I-Sing-Fuckaloo"

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u/SlipperyThong 2d ago

That movie is so God damn underrated

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u/masterxak 2d ago

I think this song is the best part of the movie. I can turn it off right after that opening and be satisfied.

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u/Honztastic 1d ago

So it was you who tried to destroy the Metal?

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u/Kriscolvin55 1d ago edited 1d ago

Umm…I think you’re forgetting the Master Exploder scene. Amy Adams orgasming to their music is pretty hilarious.

Also their battle with Dave Grohl…oops, I mean The Devil.

Oh, also Ben Stiller’s cameo is the best.

Oh, and Fred Armison’s role as a night watchmen is hilarious.

Scenes where a character takes mushrooms are kind of…cliche. But nobody plays Sasquatch better than John C. Reilly.

Oh, and when Andy from Shawshank Redemption tries to stab them.

Oh, oh, oh…also when Leslie Knope is their server.

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u/tony_frogmouth 1d ago

Oh, and when Andy from Shawshank Redemption tries to stab them.

"Catch me if you can!"

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u/dolemine 2d ago

I was thinking the show was for kids. lol what's happening?

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u/sadearthchan 2d ago

It’s from tenacious D https://youtu.be/hvvjiE4AdUI

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u/acdcfanbill 1d ago

Fuck I miss Dio :’(

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u/Waffledude903 1d ago

You sir, or ma'am, doesn't really matter much to me, are doing the leads work.

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u/a_song_4U 2d ago

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u/b4nt_ 2d ago

Why did this get downvoted? It’s the exact song lol

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u/Somerandombetafish 2d ago

They're dissapointed it isn't roll

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u/kshark12 can't meme 2d ago

Why does this format have so many uses

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u/razor_face_ 2d ago

Idk it's been posted 3 times with the same joke already

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u/MechanicalMelonz Dirt Is Beautiful 2d ago

This guy saw my meme which I based off another meme. I did a bard joke and the other guy did the shrek donkey joke.

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u/Been_Ssbcomp 1d ago

I just want to say, I really enjoyed your meme, thank you for making it.

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u/Glasedount 2d ago

He should have ment “I can fuck anything”

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u/GravyMaster 2d ago

Karlor can fuck anything!

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u/bloodmilksemen 2d ago

The D!

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u/Dipmeinyamondaymilk 2d ago

just watched it a few days ago. great movie

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u/26046 2d ago

I didn't realize dragon fucking was an American normality

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u/Syther85 2d ago

They’re kinda like Cougars, just ugly and angry!

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u/CumBankofAmerica 2d ago

Who are you calling ugly ugly

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u/Toasty2003 2d ago

Name checks out

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u/boogersaremyfriend 2d ago

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u/Bunnyprincess75 2d ago

Why did I click it…?? I can’t unsee that. Poor Mr. Bogangles….

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u/4609203 Professional Dumbass 2d ago

I'm not saying they're a bad person but I am saying they're mentally ill.

But this should cheer you up

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u/NotAzakanAtAll 2d ago

It didn't.

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u/Gmtom 2d ago

please never link to the Sun. Its one of the worst "news" organisation on the planet.

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u/Jumper362 2d ago

Not sure about American, but it’s an Internet normality

r/dragonsfuckingcars

Click at your own risk

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u/xboxiscrunchy 1d ago

I’m not gonna lie I was expecting much much worse.

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u/SleetTheFox 1d ago

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u/ChipChipington 1d ago

It’s all so bad

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u/sessl 1d ago

r/DragonsFuckingDragons is actual quality content tho 😗👌

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u/ChipChipington 1d ago

Wow you ain’t lying

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u/FreudianAccordian 2d ago

Don't read into "how to train your dragon"

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u/Emptypiro 1d ago

Is that not what man has dreamt of since first he looked up at the stars?

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u/George_Danford 2d ago

It's almost as if the template was made specifically for this meme

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u/Arratay75 2d ago

Donkey is my true aspiration in life

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u/Maak15 One does not simply 2d ago

Haha- wait what

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u/Speedypanda4 Chungus Among Us 2d ago

If you're wondering, I think the movie is Tenacious D and The Pick of Destiny. Epic movie, extremely NSFW.

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u/thedude37 2d ago

All of these statements are accurate

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u/TheInsurgence Professional Dumbass 2d ago

Jack Black presses a button with a boner, greatest movie I’ve ever seen

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u/Speedypanda4 Chungus Among Us 1d ago

Haha. Yeah it's an mazing movie.

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u/TheInsurgence Professional Dumbass 1d ago

Yea but I’m kinda surprised people making memes from it now since it was mad in 2006

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u/Honztastic 1d ago

As stuff hits Netflix it starts popping up reddit after that.

I'll see a meme for some 10 year old movie and the next day see it arrived on netflix.

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u/_Iro 1d ago

Wait, The Pick of Destiny is on Netflix?

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u/TheInsurgence Professional Dumbass 1d ago

Yes

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u/Yzx471 2d ago

Or just their music video for Kickapoo! Which weirdly enough I was just watching…

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u/Pay-Dough 2d ago

Nah the movie has a bunch of songs in it, the music video just used the scene from the movie

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u/Dvaequalswaifu 2d ago

glad to see pick of destiny being shown

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u/Gooseman247 Professional Dumbass 2d ago

Good thing the dragon was a girl and not the other way around or else donkey would’ve been a goner

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u/Bobpool82 2d ago edited 2d ago

Nobody ever mentions that, that is Barry from the Goldbergs

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u/Ronem 1d ago

Big Tasty!

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u/DistantCat77 2d ago

Twas I that watches too much MatPat and knows the dark backstory behind Donkey

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u/Gus_zler 2d ago

Donkey: and i’ll do it again

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u/HonoraryKinkajou81 2d ago

And got a lot of children that blows the fkin fire. This Donkey should have a big cock.

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u/DrankTooMuchMead 2d ago

Producing viable offspring suggests common ancestry.

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u/randomtrash69 2d ago

you gotta admire the dick size he had to please the dragon and how he hid it the entire movie

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u/Lizard_brooks 2d ago

Anyone else read that in Jack blacks singing voice? This 100% seems like a Tenacious D song.

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u/PollyQWhirl 1d ago

It's from the Tenacious D movie, starring Jack Black.

https://youtu.be/hvvjiE4AdUI

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u/SquidPortYT 2d ago

why didn't they show donkey fucking the dragon? we all know it happened. why didn't they show it?

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u/Real-H 2d ago

Now that’s a superpower.

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u/just_no_just_stop 2d ago

what the fuck is this from

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u/razor_face_ 2d ago

Tenacious d the pick of destiny

Now go my son and rock!

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u/geofflinkinpark Identifies as a Cybertruck 2d ago

Dios section is the best

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u/ThatOneRandomDude 2d ago

I hear you brave young Jables you are hungry for the rock!

But to learn the ancient methods secret doors you must unlock!

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u/geofflinkinpark Identifies as a Cybertruck 2d ago

Escape your father's clutches in this oppressive neighbourhood

On a journey you must go to find the land of Hollywood

RIP Dio

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u/ThatOneRandomDude 2d ago

There was a recent post on r/tenaciousd that showed a behind the scenes look at when they were recording his part for the song. The man killed it, he was truly a legend. Everyone was blown away

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u/geofflinkinpark Identifies as a Cybertruck 2d ago

He did in one take it was amazing

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u/geofflinkinpark Identifies as a Cybertruck 2d ago

Please can this be a popular format

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u/dragon_barf_junction 2d ago

so don't you mess with me, or i will fuck you!

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u/LoganGaming992 2d ago

upvoted, saved, and now commented.

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u/IndependentCreepy169 2d ago

I saw the original meme of this and I thought of this but it seems you beat me to it

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u/FlexDrillerson 2d ago

Take this precious medallion and get some Zanzibar and get in a few cock-push-ups.

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u/Bowler377 2d ago

Donkey: Yeah, I got big butts and I cannot lie! More specifically, donkey is cozying up between Dragon's legs. That's the only way I know they could reproduce Dronkeys.

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u/Unknown_Xmas_tree 2d ago

i guess Donkey did learn how to train his dragon too

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u/Protokai 2d ago

Donkey is the parties bard

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u/buschwacker43 2d ago

I mean wouldn’t that be the greatest lesson of all?

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u/LazyNomad63 2d ago

literally every bard in dnd :

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u/JohnB351234 2d ago

Donkey peak bard

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u/memester230 trans rights 2d ago

Donkey is bard confirmed

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u/Dipmeinyamondaymilk 2d ago

anybody else think it’s wild how much he looks and acted like small jack black

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u/FeFiFoShizzle 1d ago

Ya he seriously nailed it.

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u/Dipmeinyamondaymilk 1d ago

i like your username a lot

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u/EpsenYO 2d ago

Gotto get it on in the party zone!

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u/Comprehensive-Link48 1d ago

Imagine being half dragon half donkey

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u/BundleOfSad 1d ago

Haha I gotta watch that movie now

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u/BoneRemi 1d ago

Hold on a minute, I see this post as I’m watching Shrek 2, coincidence? I think not!

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u/stinkycheesegamer 1d ago

donkey snoo snoo the dragon

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u/UnapologeticRacoon 1d ago

Lol I just watched Shrek yesterday for the first time in English and Mike Mayers Voce for Shrek is so perfect. That sweet scotch accent is obviously lost in Spanish so hearing him like that makes him have an even more wonderful personality

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u/Raffaele_B 1d ago

Underapreciated movie and album.

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u/BDeressa 1d ago

I read that like "I Shot The Sheriff"

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u/thatguyoverthere947 1d ago

I imagine it was more of a fem-dom situation

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u/MiguelDionisio 1d ago

Lord Farquaad: "E"

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u/DragonKiller885 1d ago

I'm making waffles

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u/ponderous21 1d ago

For a moment I though that boy was jack black

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u/SuperFlyDanny 1d ago

A long-ass fucking time ago, in a town called Kickapoo

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u/tyguy06 1d ago

Fuckalizing fuckaloo

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u/AndrewsBR 1d ago

And that's how you born.

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u/brookegravitt 1d ago

Always upvote Tenacious D

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Downvote me please

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u/RandomWeeb26 Professional Dumbass 2d ago

Why did I read that with jacksepticeye's voice lol

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u/penish_ 2d ago

Wise words