r/MurderedByWords 3h ago

Yes, the answer is yes

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19k Upvotes

r/MurderedByWords 2d ago

Why use many word when few word do trick?

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37k Upvotes

r/MaliciousCompliance 2d ago

M You want a refund for your own mistake? No problem

12k Upvotes

r/baseball 3d ago

Video Umpire Ejects Daytona Cubs Organist for Playing 3 Blind Mice

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967 Upvotes

r/facepalm 3d ago

I don't think that was the point they were trying to make

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359 Upvotes

r/gatekeeping 4d ago

Only real men eat meat

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234 Upvotes

r/HolUp 4d ago

No, I did not know that

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310 Upvotes

r/MurderedByWords 4d ago

I know, it's hard to imagine

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8k Upvotes

r/MurderedByWords 5d ago

Once wasn't enough, he came back for more

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112k Upvotes

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COMMENT 6d ago

/u/quinnsical, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):

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COMMENT 6d ago

Never let facts get in the way of being Woke

r/MurderedByWords 6d ago

Mighty white of you

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71k Upvotes

r/technicallythetruth 7d ago

Now that's love

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140 Upvotes

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COMMENT 8d ago

He didn't charge her with fleeing, just flipped her car with her inside it /s

r/MurderedByWords 8d ago

That's EXACTLY what you are supposed to do

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110k Upvotes

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COMMENT 9d ago

So weird hearing them call him "Peter"

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COMMENT 9d ago

Thank you for making me laugh out loud as I watch these games a day late due to the time zone I'm in

r/gatekeeping 9d ago

Flashlights. They're actually gatekeeping flashlights.

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10 Upvotes

r/MurderedByWords 10d ago

Remove the G from GBS, this guy is full of it

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2k Upvotes

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COMMENT 13d ago

Can you imagine being in your late 20's and telling a girl you're dating, or perhaps your partner, that you're the best potato peeler in the world because your mommy told you so?

r/WhitePeopleTwitter 13d ago

Moms are the best

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2k Upvotes

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COMMENT 14d ago

Car alarms are just annoying sounds we want to stop. We want the loud car to get stolen faster

r/Showerthoughts 14d ago

Nobody hears a car alarm and thinks "we would stop that car thief!"

51 Upvotes

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COMMENT 16d ago

!apevote!

r/Superstonk 16d ago

HODL 💎🙌 !apevote!

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34 Upvotes